Upside Down Mobile Phone Patent Filed

My native Ireland has given the world many great treasures, from the color green to Guinness (or something like that) ; and today we’d like to cap generations of acheivement by presenting the world with the upside down phone, with a patent having been filed by Mr Anthony Harrison.

Yes, yes, thank you, please sit down... It actually makes a bit of sense, if you think about it - with the screen to the bottom of the phone, your thumb (or thumbs) is able to more more freely. On conventional phones the thumb is in a cramped position and so slows things down. Go on, turn your phone upside down and see what I mean.

So hurray for faster txtin and onset of wrist strain and DVT.