You still can't handle indoor plumbing and that's what has held you back all your life, Aquarius. While the rest of the world is going broadband, you still have an @aol.com account, and think that pop-ups are "real prutty." 2003 is your year to let loose, and flaunt your wild side. Try MSN, maybe, and enough with the water carrying. Run a hosepipe into the house, will ya'?

Pisces February 19-March 20

The two fish swimming in opposite directions signify your ability to see things from both sides. It also makes you a weak-willed, wishy washy, procrastinating day dreamer. While you were asleep at the wheel of your Pentium II, the world just upped and went speed crazy on you. There's Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, USB, Firewire, 32-bit, 64-bit, DDR I, DDR II, Megahertz, Schmegahertz, GPU, VPU, and all other kinds of high falutin' shenanigans going on. Of course, you still don't know what software to run on all this jacked up hardware, but once you figure out why StarOffice works the way it does then, you might even upgrade from MS Works 1997. And just remember, it is not cool for a grown man to own a PS2, an Xbox, AND a GameCube, all at the same time. Pick Ain't nothing more unnatural looking than a pair of fish sitting on the fence. Yuck!