You are such a freak. No-one likes a quadruped in the computer business, and you just have to look at a QWERTY keyboard to understand why. Things are tough on you Sagittarius, but hang in there. With PC sales slumping, and the Microsoft's Media PC sure to be a big bust, PC makers are going to be desperately courting new demographics. If it ain't seniors, it's four-legged archers. You wait long enough and Dell will have a configuration chart for you. If not, put yourself out to pasture, and remember that chicks dig a guy they can put a saddle on.

Capricorn December 22-January 19

You'll eat anything, you ol' goat. You swallowed the economic upturn in 2002, and even bought into the NV30 and Hammer ship dates, but you are going to get wise in 2003, right? Don't be a silly billy all year, dude. Get some perspective. Beware of press releases, pre-announcements, strategic initiatives, strong alliances, cross-promotions, people who predict the future, and monkeys in dresses. Marketing people make goats out of everyday Joes all the time, but you are uber-goat, and don't you forget it, pal. You have a shot at redemption in 2003. So, don't chew on the first press release that comes your way.