2003 is going to be perfect for Leos, just perfect. The typical Leo likes to stretch a lot and play around all day. You could prepare a lawsuit on behalf of the RIAA to penalize consumers for the repeated play of a CD that has only been paid for ONCE. Whatever you do in 2003, Leo, will be effortless, and totally lacking in conscience. Sure, you need to have someone chase down your food, but that's what the gals do. No, you Leo are going to be busy finding ways to stay king of the jungle, even it means biting into the jugular of some helpless, defenseless Bambi wannabe. Just remember, Internet protest petitions aren't worth the paper they're written on.

Virgo August 23-September 22

You are the most voluptuous sign in the Zodiac, and 2003 will certainly prove it. You will be courted at LAN parties for your bright colors, see-through panels, and incandescent inner glow. You airbrushed vixen, you. Your sex appeal is boundless, and the more money is lavished on you, the sexier you get. Baby, you are hot, and there's a sweaty palmed joystick jockey just waiting to put you under his arm and take you out to meet his friends. You go girl. Just make sure what's on the inside reflects the gloss on the outside. And when the going gets hot, be sure to drink lots of water, whatever the cost!