You like to butt heads with everyone around you. Why can't people see that the choices you make are the best ones? That seems to be the perennial problem for you, you ram-headed, head-butting, ram, ewe, you.

In 2003, you'll be butting heads some more, switching to a 64-bit OS because, that's got to be faster than 32-bits, if only your stupid friends would realize. You may have to switch forums a couple of times until you find somewhere you're accepted for who you are, but it doesn't matter. There isn't a day that goes by that you don't fondly remember 3dfx, certain that Nvidia is only days away from resurrecting the brand. And anyone who doesn't agree with you is just not right in the head. Just keep the smackin' the doubters around in 2003 and you'll have a great year.

Taurus April 20-May 20

Oh, Bull-dude, 2003 is your year. The stock market is going to take off. It is going to be a bull year, geddit? A bull year, dude! Your kind of year. You won't have time to be a stud with all them nasty little heifers as you make key investments in hot ticket stocks like K-Mart, Adelphia, and United Airlines, while waiting out the Bitboys IPO. You'll be making big in your sporty KIA SUV, wearing an Alfani suit, and retiling your floors in Martha Stewart Signature flooring products. Just remember that charity begins at home, and hiring a poor relative to do some light chores around the house may be a way for you to give back to the universe some of that good karma coming your way in 2003.