A bowl that talks to you pet. . .We're serious

So we’ve already heard of the doggy doorbell, that gives you pets an instrument to use against you when they want to go in and out of the garden. Next we had the water bowl that refills itself. Slightly less useless but bordering on neglect, we feel.

Anyway, so now they have something else to help you neglect your pet with zero guilt. It’s only a bowl that talks to your cat or dog so you don’t have to.

The bowl can play a ten second recorded message to your fuzzy friend and will do so anytime they trigger the censor.

Similar to the bowl that refills itself this bowl eliminates the need for you to call your pet at feeding time, because we all know how much effort that entails.

Manufacturers claim that it will be invaluable if your pet gets a bit broody in your absence.

That or drive them nuts wondering why you’re somehow hiding in their food bowl. Also, is it just us or do most of us hate to hear the sound of our own voice ? Particularly over and over and over, the same ten second message of love and cuddles. Spare us, please.

Get you bowl here. Don’t forget three AAA batteries. Heaven forbid.