Lucifer:

So, Kellogs, that's what you call cereal, you witch?! Kellogs has been monopolizing the puffed rice market for years. Kellogs plagiarizes other cereal boxes. It is a virtually monopoly. I will not eat Kellogs cereals. Anyone who eats Kellogs cereals is a piece of s***. They suck. They deserve to die.

Lucifer moves on to a morning beverage.

Lucifer:

Oh, yeah, coffee. Everyone drinks coffee. What the f*** do they know? Coffee is crap. You won't see me drinking coffee. I hate coffee. I hate people who drink coffee. Coffee sucks. People who drink coffee deserve to die, horribly!

Lucifer goes to his job in the IT department of a medium sized enterprise.

Lucifer's Boss:

I suggest you put those purchase orders in as soon as you can, Lucifer. I need to get the systems into the accounting department as soon possible.

Lucifer:

I am on Dell's site right now, boss. P4 prices are down. We should get a pretty good deal.

Lucifer's Boss:

That's what I like to hear. Next time we're in Vegas, let's go see The Blue Man group, okay?

Lucifer:

I'd like that, boss. I'd like that very much.

All tongue in cheek, with plenty of sarcasm, and no regard for the consequences. What else am I supposed to think based on existing evidence of the chiptrooper mind? Chiptroopers, people who brook no dissent or divergence from the party line.