Norway besieged by commie bear army

Not content with having brutally murdered a defenceless monkey, Europe’s bears continue their relentless march toward supremacy.

The fall of the iron curtain has been a boon for Russia’s own bear insurgency, allowing them to expand into defenceless Norway. The advancing brown bears on the formerly fortified border are reaping the benefits of not being shot at random by bored communists, Reuters reports. In the days of Uncle Joe Stalin, Soviet border guards used errant bears as target practice, halting their assault of Norway.

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