Help me Im Bicurious

Today I discovered I am bicurious, I was watching this chick walk down the street and I was totally in to her. Then I walked into the kitchen and saw this pastry pie sitting there and I though WOW I AM TOTALLY DIGGIN THIS so I then stuck it up my rectum.

I need an excuse for my doctor as I cant get this pie out and Im very bicurious.

HELP IMMEDIATELY!!

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

tell him it jumped in by itself.

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Reply to softwarefiend

Your excuses better not involve the movie Speed as I have used that too often and it is very Cliched.

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

PENISENLARGEMENTOOLSARETHEMUSICOFFUTUREGENERATIONS.

Reply to softwarefiend

softwarefiend wrote :

tell him it jumped in by itself.

I cant its all squashed up there and the meat inside is very tender and warm so its kinda hurting.

SPEED

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

**** ********** **** ********** SHIT **** ASS **** ******

Reply to softwarefiend

The pastry pie can not slow down or it will exploded just like that movie.... what do you call it. Yeah Speed.

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

******

Reply to softwarefiend

lol that is so $hit.

Reply to softwarefiend

Or that movie entitled "CAN NOT SLOW DOWN" - It is not a parody of speed

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

~~YES IT IS~~ UR RIGHT

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Message edited by softwarefiend on 08-04-2009 at 04:58:08 PM

Reply to softwarefiend

I have an idea, I can say I sat on it and then when I tried to get it out it got stuck up further. The meat is burning my ovaries.

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

OH dear, can we have sex?

Reply to softwarefiend

I dont want to end up with testicular meat pastry cancer.

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

Reply to softwarefiend

NO TROLLS BETTER COME IN THIS THREAD OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY LIKE THAT MOVIE SPEED

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

Does anyone else have any ideas?

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

WHART AR TROLLS

Reply to softwarefiend

Big green creatures that feed on the living. There is a troll in the basement go go professor snape!!!1! dun dun dun dun dun Professor snape dun dun dund und

~~POWER RANGERS~~ I mean Professor Snape!

Message edited by HardwareSexFan on 08-04-2009 at 05:02:33 PM

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

oh ok i used to have one of those under my house

SPOILER ALERT SNAPE DIES

Message edited by softwarefiend on 08-04-2009 at 05:04:03 PM

Reply to softwarefiend

Spoiler :

SNAPE WORKS FOR RON AND HERMONIE IS VOLDEMORT. ALSO HARRY IS HIV POSITIVE SO HE WILL DIE SOONER OR LATER

READ THAT ULTIMATE SPOILER OR MARY WILL COME AND WHISPER IN YOUR EAR "PAT" RAPIDLY UNTIL AN HOUR LATER AND SHE WILL DISAPPEAR.

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

ANAL LOVE CRUISE MACHINE

Reply to softwarefiend

softwarefiend wrote :

~~YES IT IS~~ UR RIGHT

:kaola: :kaola: :kaola: :kaola: :kaola: :kaola: :kaola: :kaola: :kaola: :kaola:

Message edited by softwarefiend on 08-04-2009 at 05:08:17 PM

Reply to softwarefiend

""""YOU CAN TELL MY THE WAY I USED TO TALK IM A WOMANS MAN NO TIME TO WALK"""""

-Barry Gibb

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

+-jnuhkmkj[+

* 7jk

Reply to softwarefiend

DO YOU LIKE DIS SONG:::

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

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You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

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They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

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But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

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They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
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You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

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I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.

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They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

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Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?

------------------------------ I like good hardware and I can not lie. You other hardware fans cant deny. When a processor walks in with its itty bitty micro parts. And it farts right on your face. YOU GET SPRUNG.
Reply to HardwareSexFan

WingDing was riding a bum
The anus was bloody and numb
He thrust his foul length
With all of his strength
And filled the poor arse with his cum.

Reply to WingDing

I'm not touching this one.

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz

I was referring to my recent session with you during your three-day cadaver phase.

Hey, why are you walking so funny?

Reply to WingDing

If that is what you were referring to, then you were taking massive artistic license.

'The anus was bloody and numb' for example: it most definitely was not numb, and it stopped being an anus after a while, and instead became something similar to that mine in Kimberley.

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz

.....which explains your awkward gait....

Reply to WingDing

Considering my left leg was separated from my right by about 800M of pit, 'awkward' is a total understatement.

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz

I bet when you take a dump it doesn't even touch the sides.

Reply to WingDing

Just trickles down his leg in a provocative manner.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

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Reply to strangestranger

Not even. Just *Phaaart - splat*.

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz

Cool. An anal blowpipe.

Reply to WingDing

I'll stick with Rizla if it's all the same to you...

------------------------------ SOPA - You don't have to drop it in the shower to get screwed by someone big an nasty!
Reply to Audiovoodoo

It's all you can afford.

Reply to WingDing

*doesn't say anything, just watches the circus going past*

------------------------------ The thought occurs that if I lived in a universe where merely knowing something will get me sucked into an alternate dimension and munched, I won't even live long enough to be cloned.
Reply to Mugz

Given that the animals are all your dads creation does that not just make him the glorified ring master?

------------------------------ SOPA - You don't have to drop it in the shower to get screwed by someone big an nasty!
Reply to Audiovoodoo

More like a glorified ringpiece.

Reply to WingDing

Out of your league then...

------------------------------ SOPA - You don't have to drop it in the shower to get screwed by someone big an nasty!
Reply to Audiovoodoo

I'll take that as a compliment.

Reply to WingDing

I thought you'd take it the same way you would a menstruating Llama?

------------------------------ SOPA - You don't have to drop it in the shower to get screwed by someone big an nasty!
Reply to Audiovoodoo

You mean inverted with triple tuck and pike?

Reply to WingDing

This is the holly ring piece from beyond planet sphincter and the best you can come up with is a triple tuck and pike? Standards are dropping faster than Greek wages round here.

------------------------------ SOPA - You don't have to drop it in the shower to get screwed by someone big an nasty!
Reply to Audiovoodoo

...*walks away, dejected*...

Reply to WingDing

Walk? You should be crawling, Sir.

------------------------------ SOPA - You don't have to drop it in the shower to get screwed by someone big an nasty!
Reply to Audiovoodoo

...*crawls up AVs arse*...

Reply to WingDing

Say hello to those hamsters that got lost up there wingy.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger

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