Getting plastered on a Sunday afternoon..

... should be done at the pub and not at A&E

Yup... I crashed the Chipcycle, fractured my left Scaphoid and now have the joy of 5 weeks with a cast on my left arm.

One handed typing sucks more than Riser in an Ohio rest room. What sucks even more is receiving the large bag of new bike bits I ordered last week and knowing I can't use any if it for at least a couple of months.

** Stabiliser equipped BASTAGE **

Unlucky, I remember hitting a drainage bump in a road stupidly not wearing a helmet, took the skin off my shoulder and a part of my ear as well as various scrapes. Was lucky not to have broken anything.

I hope you didn't stick your hand out did you? You may benefit from learning ukemi you know.

Yup... hand out, it was that or straight onto my shoulder. Bloody glad I had mitts on, I totally destroyed the palm on my gel ones doing it. 4 miles home one handed then taxi to casualty.

I'll send it over by BBM... oh wait...

Chmip, never put your hand out. Whilst falling from a bike is not the easiest you may wish to land something like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aY [...] re=related

A poor video but the best on short notice I could find. Note the arm position.

I see where you are coming from, I did do Judo for a short while as a kid. Issue was that one foot unclipped, the other didn't and ridding fixed the momentum lifted me clean up. Grabbed some brake to try and slow it but my weight was already well over the front. Bad news for me as it's the second time I've broken the same bone so risk of arthritic type issues in the future is higher.

Privates? Your servicing the army as well?

OK, This is now past funny. Been to the fracture clinic this morning and it's not good news. The break is a bad one and I'm now looking at a minimum of 8 to 12 weeks in plaster plus a very high likelihood of surgery.. add on the physiotherapy and I might possibly be able to go for a swim by my birthday in January.

Right now I'd trade Winggys cc bill for a working wrist :-(

I thought 'special' powder was more of a Tom thing..??

** waxes on **
** waxes off **

How are those paying off for you?

I heard they only flower bi-centenially. I hope that was just a rumour.

I could get more action than you with one arm strapped across my chest in a sling...

In fact I'm just off out on the date to prove it :-)

[/Sympathy vote]

Oh you big dirty pair of queers.

So can my date. *wink, wink*

Just put lotion on. We don't want burn marks on that so called leather seats.

Bill you sick fock...

Lots a baby Jewish wales??

Actually, I just skinned 1% of Oprah's arse.

Next week this time I will send you tampax or kleenex. Whichever you prefer due to the hiding that will be given by us to you lot.

Best Regards,
V

Starting next week I'm sure my fellow knuckle draggers will be experiencing a similar state of elation most weekends..

Ummmm. We weren't on form or full strength. Probably 80% I recon.

We'll see next time around. Ya'll played well given your predicament. You'll still finish below us though.

you misspelled stabilizer, silly chimp

Oy! You leave my aching 'roids out of this.

Try the taste test and then you can tell us.

Yep, those are definitely the bunny's malformed knackers.

I don't know why everyone insists on poking fun at my bunny's imperfect plonker.

Ain't nothing wrong with my manhood. Except for the stench, offensive boils and yellowish discharges, of course.