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My keyboard is typing the wrong keys

Forum General UK & Ireland Discussions : My keyboard is typing the wrong keys

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Hello,
my keyboard keeps puting e's after some of my letter can anyone help plz :(

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Cleaned your keyboard lately ???,,:)

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Reply to dokk2

Talk to Frank...

And then clean the keyboard.

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Reply to audiovoodoo

Anonymous wrote :

Hello,
my keyboard keeps puting e's after some of my letter can anyone help plz :(




Throw it away and buy a new one, they cost peanuts!! Or shake it onto your desk, sometimes you can get a good meal from a well used k/b

Reply to malcolmm

You can get a good meal from what falls from my groin too.

Reply to WingDing

If you weren't such a sad twat, I'd probably feel sorry for you.

Reply to malcolmm

Trust me, he ain't sad..

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Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Just perverted.

Reply to WingDing

Just a great example of why the Catholic faith really should reconsider it's stance on family planning and celibacy for it's branch managers...

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Can you believe the excuse? They apparently 'lost my interdepartmental memo' that I sent them about that!

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Reply to Mugz

And you wonder why hedonism doesn't need a marketing department....

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Indeed - their sales figures apparently 'justify not having one'.

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Reply to Mugz

I once had a god squad sales droid trying to convert me on the bus. Nice enough lad, very smartly dressed but quite clearly indoctrinated by his mother. I had half the bus on the floor laughing as I turned the tables and did a full on sales pitch for hedonism, full on speakers corner meets that reverend character that Kenny Everett used to do style. I even offered to show him to a brothel for a baptism of sinfulness but he wouldn't go for it...

I don't honestly think the poor lad had ever even thought about other religions let alone value systems. Hopefully one day I'll catch up with him in a dubious club trying to sell me dodgy ecstasy or something.

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It is incredible how much fun it is to attempt to convert the converter.

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Reply to Mugz

I had the Jehovah's Witlesses round the other week,
Im a 6 foot viking looking Biker (Plaited beard, waist length hair) with half an engine in my lap and a slab of beer keeping me company out front of the house working on my Bike, I politely informed him my beliefs were mine and non-changeable, and he promised, never to come back if he could just leave this leaflet for me to peruse, I figured if they were promising not to come back instead of me telling them not to, It was a win :P
The 20something girl with him never uttered one word, just stood there with a cheese eating grin on her dial, maybe I should've tried to convert her?
Moto

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Reply to Motopsychojdn

The jeho's work like that. Either a girl as company to the man or a group of "older" ladies which tends to exert sympathy in most cases that allows the foot in the door factor.

Luckily I'm too drunk to go and look who is as the door 99% of the time. I know when someone is at the other end of the door with beer for me...

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Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Motopsychojdn wrote :

I had the Jehovah's Witlesses round the other week,
Im a 6 foot viking looking Biker (Plaited beard, waist length hair)



We have an exclusive shot of the incident....


Spoiler :

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/nollpost/mrnspace/techno%20viking/Techno_Viking_not_want.jpg

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Reply to audiovoodoo

What a funny vid that is!

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Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Best Jeho scare story:

Called at my folks house whilst they parents were away. Only my brother and the stragglers from a small party in the house. Door answered by brother in his undies who invites them in. Talks with them for a couple of minutes, making sure to scratch his bollocks and fart at regular intervals. At this point my brothers friend walks through with a strap round his arm and a full hypodermic in his hand*.

They ran. 20 years on and we've NEVER had them call again..


* Brothers friend was diabetic and this was in the days before the injector pens, plus he had an evil sense of humour.

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Reply to audiovoodoo

Classic!

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LolZ

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