Britney Spears the Worm

Some of you Britney Spears fans are going to have to be on the lookout for the virgin Lolita's latest incarnation, a Worm. The bug, labelled variously as ``VBS/Britney-A'' and ``VBS-BRITNEYPIC.A,'' is considered low risk because it has infected a small number of computer users in Europe since it was initially detected on Thursday morning, computer experts said. I guess if it gets the Europeans then, it's okay? The good news for fans of Anna Kournikova is that her Worm is still the reigning queen of disaster. Surely the FBI can figure out how to get the guys (it has to be guys) who code these things. They like computers, could be pre-pubescent, buy teen queen calendars, and need a girlfriend, bad.

More at the San Jose Mercury News.