Caption Contest: What's Bill Gates Saying?

"So we asked Sephen Hawking what he thought about usability"

balls! Stephen even. *facepalm*

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/i [...] P_BSOD.png
that's what you get for running on vista

"There´s a fly buzzing around. I bet if i keep my mouth open, it tries to nest on my tongue, and then i can blame it for all the crap i say..."

"Hey Steve, does this Project Natal really work"

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"Who knicked my Guitar Hero Controller"

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"We must get these handshakes right"

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"yeah the internet explorer bug went just like this -- bleagh !!"

My wife picked out this tie, looks a lot like flying toasters.

It was me, I'm the dickhead that said Steve Ballmer is in charge.

disregard women, acquire currency.

Bills PA " Bill did you remember to take your medicine?"

Bill Gates " MMMMMMMnnnnnnnn nnnuuuummmmmmm mmmmmmnnn nnnNNNNNuuuuummmmm"

I'm an excellent driver.....

I'm an excellent driver......

I love to play the invisisax......

"Yer but no but yer but no but yer but no but yer see it was wicked like you know yer?"

Redmond, er we have a problem.....

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"I didnt say I wanted to be a Cray !!!"

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"Sonic the Hero does this to you, you know "

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"This is my Left for Dead look, how did I do"

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Camera, action, anal probe !

doh i spilled sauce on me again, hurry get it off!!!!

In the name of ali g......westside

"Word up"

"Huurrrph"

"Duuudeeee, its got like, ya know, more features yo" - Bill Gates on Windows 7

"This is how you play air guitar on Natal"

Shizzle my jizzle

so snoop ?buzz?can we make a track

No mate, you ain't down with that shit, and don't matter that Steve tells you, you da man!

Man, I don't smoke shit, I MAKE shit!

Are there any pictures of Steve Ballmer where he doesn't look Goofy.

The guy is a complete moron and he looks like a moron.

Hes Saying YO Man in the Hood we all as our ears looking like that? Respect me im the man Likin it Rich Like im top Dog the Richist Dude in the hood, with Randomness on my side.

Windows 7,

It was my Idea !!!

"These friggin lame x-box360 joypads make my hands cramp!"

If ya got a BSOD, I feel for ya son
I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one

Gates’s Mom: BILL HENRY GATES, YOU GET AWAY FROM THAT COMPUTER IMMEDIATELY, JUST LOOK AT WHAT THAT MICROSOFT KEYBOARD IS DOING TO YOUR HANDS!!! …ergonomic my ass.

Bill: But mommy, I still haven’t worked out all the bugs in Windows 3.1.

Gate’s Mom: But Windows 7 was released the other day, why are you still working on that old junk?!?

Bill: IT’S NOT JUNK, PEOPLE BOUGHT IT!! …besides, I only finished sorting out the bugs on MS-Dos last week...

Bill's going bling about bing

Wellllllllll, This is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside-down...

"If there is a god, it's me"