Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?
"What do you mean there's no Solitaire?"
Over the last few weeks there's been caption contests for Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer of Microsoft and Jen-Hsun Huang of Nvidia. There have been a couple of requests for a Steve Jobs one and given the overwhelming amount of press being afforded to the very underwhelming Apple iPad, I figured there's no better week.
Have at it!
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"Why is my screen blue?"
How do I turn it on again?
This is a hell of a lot more sueful than that pad...
Feck! that should read useful.
Hmmm... which version of Windows7 should I purchase?
Heck...how do i use bootcamp ??!
" Shit they are going to realise I'm presenting our latest touch screen tech with a keyboard and mouse, way to go Einstein"
Mactronix
"The iPad, why did we call it the iPad, I gotta fire the person who though that damn name up.... oh wait, that was me."
What are they on about? I can't believe it's that important if I haven't heard of it, but lets see. Google, F-L-A-S-H and Enter, ...Oh.
Multitasking HA, who needs multitasking, multitasking is dead.
"How did a naked picture of me end up on Facebook?! I could swear i had the camera off! My wife´s lawyer will have a field day..."
mmmmmmm bewbies...........
@ Mactronix
You can't say that they suck at humour when you haven't come up with anything new yourself, and just quoted another guy's comment (which in my mind was the least funny of them so far).
How can we re-sell this, iWater yeah "it's magical"
"This is much easier on my PC at home"
@ MactronixYou can't say that they suck at humour when you haven't come up with anything new yourself, and just quoted another guy's comment (which in my mind was the least funny of them so far).
You know this is a caption competition, you know for fun and unless i missed a hidden reply then no one has posted what i did. mi1ez posted something similar but i guess the difference is lost on a prat like you who cant help but post derogatory crap on whats meant to be a fun article.
Where is your Pearl of humour then ?
Mactronix
'Could someone please remind me why this thing cost three times more than my gaming PC at home?'
Ah, that new icon just adds $100 dollars to the price... now just need a few more...
OK.... I've managed to glue my new Ipad thing onto my my old monitor and attach some web cams..... but where the hell do I plug my keyboard an mouse in?
I was only joking when I said "that's just like i-Porn"....
OK. I've redesigned the mouse to have fewer useful buttons, and on my iPad I've reduced the number of actual keys to 3. How can I reduce the number of screens below 1......
Sh1t! That one smells eggy.... i-Guff?
Steve's inner monologue "What should I put on this Tomshardware caption competition picture of Steve Ballmer so that he'll release more copies of Windows frequently so I can sell more Apples"
"B@!!ock$ i-Crash!"
hmmm, WALL-E has really lost weight!
Water...why arn't we selling iWater yet?
mmm, ok Windows xp mode was called Blue Screen of Death, Windows Vista was called Oh My, and Windows 7 mode is called
........ Mac OS 11
He's obviously just found the same image I have.
"I think a rebrand *might* be in order..."
http://poorlydressed.com/2010/01/1 [...] different/
*Hmmm... I need a damn shave*
"GUYS THE CONFERENCE IS OVER I NEED A SHAVE"
Damn! How can I make everyone forget that touch screen tablet computers have been around for years?
"Dammit! My farmbot was caught by Blizzard again...well I'll make a warlock this time."