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Caption Contest: What is Steve Jobs Thinking?

By - Source: Tom's Hardware US | B 42 comments

"What do you mean there's no Solitaire?"

Over the last few weeks there's been caption contests for Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer of Microsoft and Jen-Hsun Huang of Nvidia. There have been a couple of requests for a Steve Jobs one and given the overwhelming amount of press being afforded to the very underwhelming Apple iPad, I figured there's no better week.

Have at it!

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    N19h7M4r3 , 30 January 2010 01:04
    "Why is my screen blue?"
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    mi1ez , 30 January 2010 01:12
    How do I turn it on again?
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    mi1ez , 30 January 2010 01:13
    This is a hell of a lot more sueful than that pad...
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    mi1ez , 30 January 2010 01:13
    Feck! that should read useful.
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    mojito_619 , 30 January 2010 01:27
    Hmmm... which version of Windows7 should I purchase?
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    krish_86 , 30 January 2010 01:54
    Heck...how do i use bootcamp ??!
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    mactronix , 30 January 2010 02:25
    " Shit they are going to realise I'm presenting our latest touch screen tech with a keyboard and mouse, way to go Einstein"

    Mactronix
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    Skid , 30 January 2010 02:47
    "The iPad, why did we call it the iPad, I gotta fire the person who though that damn name up.... oh wait, that was me."
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    duffymoon , 30 January 2010 02:48
    What are they on about? I can't believe it's that important if I haven't heard of it, but lets see. Google, F-L-A-S-H and Enter, ...Oh.
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    Anonymous , 30 January 2010 03:26
    Multitasking HA, who needs multitasking, multitasking is dead.
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    ElCdt , 30 January 2010 04:18
    "How did a naked picture of me end up on Facebook?! I could swear i had the camera off! My wife´s lawyer will have a field day..."
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    Hellboy , 30 January 2010 04:44
    mmmmmmm bewbies...........
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    Flight1_46 , 30 January 2010 04:45
    @ Mactronix

    You can't say that they suck at humour when you haven't come up with anything new yourself, and just quoted another guy's comment (which in my mind was the least funny of them so far).
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    pkr , 30 January 2010 05:03
    How can we re-sell this, iWater yeah "it's magical"
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    klsdivan , 30 January 2010 08:06
    "This is much easier on my PC at home"
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    mactronix , 30 January 2010 16:46
    flight1_46@ MactronixYou can't say that they suck at humour when you haven't come up with anything new yourself, and just quoted another guy's comment (which in my mind was the least funny of them so far).


    You know this is a caption competition, you know for fun and unless i missed a hidden reply then no one has posted what i did. mi1ez posted something similar but i guess the difference is lost on a prat like you who cant help but post derogatory crap on whats meant to be a fun article.
    Where is your Pearl of humour then ?

    Mactronix
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    ukcal , 30 January 2010 16:59
    'Could someone please remind me why this thing cost three times more than my gaming PC at home?'
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    Hellboy , 30 January 2010 17:21


    Ah, that new icon just adds $100 dollars to the price... now just need a few more...
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    Tattysnuc , 30 January 2010 18:00
    OK.... I've managed to glue my new Ipad thing onto my my old monitor and attach some web cams..... but where the hell do I plug my keyboard an mouse in?
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    Tattysnuc , 30 January 2010 18:03
    I was only joking when I said "that's just like i-Porn"....
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