Caption Contest: Nvidia Boss Shows Off Tablet
"It's THIS BIG."
We love this picture of Nvidia CEO Jen-Hsun Huang. Last time we used it, we got some hilarious comments about the photo accompanying the article. When we went back and checked, we discovered that anytime we use it, there's at least one person in the comments who puts a caption to it. Examples include, "Look, we released something that works without wood screws, it's a miracle!" and "What b*tch? You wanna go?"
So, we're going to go ahead and throw this one open to the floor. The contest is open to everyone, no matter what your location. No big, fancy, wonderful prizes to give the winner but the person with the most votes can rest easy knowing that 'the internet' finds them at least mildly amusing.
Just remember, this is all in good fun so try and keep your captions within the realms of funny as opposed to offensive.
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"I'm telling you, those tablets worked, it made it THIS big."
"Fud!.......What am I paying you for!"
http://www.fudzilla.com/content/view/17205/1/
"Wheres my Fermi dawg?"
I'll repeat a few of my earlier ones
"Yeah, so Fermi's late. So sue me"
"The GTX395 will be this big"
"Yeah, I'll be looking like this when I get crucified for Fermi being shit"
"What the hell are you doing in my house!"
"Tablet? What was wrong with my iPhone?!"
or
"Buy a tablet , get a free Huang-droid"
What? I only said that throwing more transistors at it was bound to work!
"Ok, Who the f*ck broke it already"
"Who's been drinking my Rum?"
"Who drank my water!"
Don't blame me, it Was here...
...Look, got the designs and everything!
Fermi's late ? again ? Boy I'm in this big trouble.
"All this muscle, and I only manage to chuck it away that far?!"
"would you say this tablet matches my shirt?"
"Of course I don't know how it works - it's just a box, isn't it?"
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands."
"just a little more, and this vein in my neck WILL pop!"
Does it look like I Mingel with noobs?
"Please, all I want is a hug
"
"Seventeen years as CEO and I'll I got was this lousy shirt!"
or
"What do you mean - 'Does it play Crysis'? It's only a tablet!"
I own a Porsche and my dick is this big.
... and for my next trick, I'll turn this bottle of water into wine.
"You've got Tegra 2, what more do you want?!"
"to my right is my invisible friend Ko Po"
What do you mean, it looks like an ipad, how about a bitch slap.
They told me this tablet would be easy to swallow with water.