A Polish man working on a construction site has been sacked for having sex with a Henry Hoover, according to the Sun.

The man was supposed to be locking up the site when he was caught with his pants down and on his knees in the canteen with the vacuum cleaner.

A no doubt very traumatised security guard told the man to clean himself and Henry up before booting him out, the Sun reports.

The builder later told bosses he was vacuuming his underwear, which is apparently, “a common practice in Poland” . . . right.

HG Construction, who had been contracted to refurbish the administration block of a London Children’s Hospital, said that while the story was certainly amusing, it was not acceptable behaviour.

Read the full story of the man and his love affair with the smiling Henry on the SunOnline.