One poor U.S. soldier came back from serving in Iraq only to discover his wife had been cheating on him. Not only that, but she was using his console to woo her lover. Not cool. Like they say, mess around with his wife, not his hardware.

The solider was on his way home and so, shipped his Wii over ahead of himself. On his return he switched it on only to find a Mii he didn’t recognise on the Mii Channel.

Using some of those oh so clever features of the Wii, he was able to determine what nights and for how long the pair played for. The man’s wife insisted that she had only kissed the “professional” bowler* and that it had gone no further than that.

Apparently, the cherry on the cake, was that the Mii looked very similar to the offending man.

This story left this news editor and our managing editor having a strokey beard meeting. I mean, if you’re going to have an affair and the best foreplay (yeah, we went there) you can come up with is Wii Bowling then you’re in trouble…Wii Sports is for husbands and wives, naked twister is for your extra-marital spouse.

* Anyone who plays Wii bowling is not a professional.