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Caption Contest: Gates and Jobs Do Dinner

by - source: Tom's Hardware US

"For the last time, Steve: YES, I'm planning on eating my string beans."

Last week we included the picture below in a news post and a bunch of people asked us why we hadn't used it for a caption contest. Well, it's Friday and I'm in a giving mood so I'm relenting and giving you what you want. I'm also including a second picture of Gates and Jobs, just in case you're in dire need of an outlet for all that creative energy.

Also, here's the best captions from the last contest, "What's Steve Jobs Thinking?"

Parrdacc: "Money, Money, Money. How can I get more MONEY."

Sabot00: "How do I run a game on this thing?"

tech603: "How the hell can I sell all these iPads..."

dagonoth: "DAMN IT, where's the start button!!!!!"

duanes1967: "Hmmm - Right Click and then save - Damn! This mouse only has one button"

seasonaleclipse: "Hm, Windows 7 really doesn't run too bad on here."

Abrahm: "I think I need to change my iPad"

jakthebomb: "How do i get this Blu-Ray disc to play?

mrmez: "Mmmmmmm, two iSight cameras. Now I'm twice as sexy."

SoiledBottom: "What was my password again ?........Thats right its Microsoft"

markus-san: "How do I tell them that I'm a PC?"

logitic: "Hmmm, how can I get out of this awful contract with AT&T?"

Hellbound: "iSlate, now thats a dumb name..."

duanes1967: "You have 2480 viruses. Please click now to install Personal Virus Scanner."

hellwig"Hmm.... sell a couple million Disney shares, shift some funds out of my old NeXT 401k, yep, I should be able to buy every last iPad and report the release as a success."


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djcoolmasterx 27/02/2010 02:21
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"Ugh, My drink tastes str-" *thud*

lucky015 27/02/2010 07:10
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"Mines this big"
"Nice idea Steve, I'll have that in stores by next year"
"Your product's aren't allowed in my house so what makes you think you are?"

Anonymous 27/02/2010 11:03
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Steve - "Bill don't look now but there is a woman behind you checking you out"
Bill -"No wayyyy"

mi1ez 27/02/2010 18:00
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All the chosen quotes from the US version? You bet!

kyzar 01/03/2010 16:16
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Thanks for not supporting Flash - it's even made me popular!

Anonymous 01/03/2010 16:53
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"I'm not kidding, Steve, squeeze them and they really do make a 'Honk-Honk' noise!"

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